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  1. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    What is something most people seem to know how to do, but you don’t?


    I can’t parallel park. I used to know how obviously, because you need to learn it to get your license. But over the years I have forgotten how, because I hate doing it lol. So now if I can’t just pull into a space, I won’t park there.
     
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    1. Ed Itor
      I had trouble parallel parking when I took my test, lol.
      The examiner just said drive back to the test centre (figured I failed) As I was driving he said parking isn't really important, its how you drive, whether you pay attention & are courteous to others while knowing the rules.
      I passed & thanked him trying to apply that to all aspects of life.
       
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    2. Aqua Marine
      During driver's ed I hit a car while parallel parking. My instructor (who just passed away a few weeks ago - love you, Mr. J!) made darn sure I could parallel park after that. I'm the best parallel parker I know of! :D
       
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      Weirdly, I was never required to parallel park when I got my license. I lived in Tennessee at the time, and they had a ridiculously easy driving test. The only part that was even slightly hard was making a 3-point turn. The conventional wisdom was that the only way to fail was to play the radio too loud. :D
       
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  2. hornybigguy68

    hornybigguy68 Porn Star

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    Home improvement. Told my brother recently how I’m in awe of his skills.
     
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  3. Dirty jedi

    Dirty jedi Believe the hype Banned!

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    I can’t ride a bike due to being partially deaf
    Balance is a issue for me
     
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    1. thestrangerinyou
      I had the same issue 40% hear lose I also need motion sickness pills. But wanted to learn motorcycle riding so bad I forced my self to learn to come tell it. I look for farahead it works its self out.
       
      thestrangerinyou, Jan 7, 2024
    2. Aqua Marine
      Hmm...my brother was born deaf in one ear, and never had a problem riding a bike. Wonder what makes it different for people.
       
      Aqua Marine, Jan 8, 2024
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  4. EastTNpnpCpl

    EastTNpnpCpl Porn Star

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    Work these new phones lol
     
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  5. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I can't whistle. I think I have a defective tongue! :p
     
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      I had that problem too, but now I have it licked.....
       
      SoloKim, Jan 7, 2024
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    4. phxbi_bear80
      I decided to leave that one alone...too easy!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Jan 8, 2024
    5. crhurricane
      Not speaking from first hand experience, but doubt defective.
      I see it like this, your walking down a crowded street. Coming towards you is a guy, once you see him, the attention is his. He gives you a wink and a smile, as he walks past. You turn to watch him walk. Then your eyes lower, you let out a very high pitched loud whistle.
      It doesn't matter if no one else hears it. That don't mean you can't whistle, cause you heard it.
       
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    6. TheGreatAndMightyQ
      It's only defective if you can't lick a lollipop or ice cream cone.
       
      TheGreatAndMightyQ, Jan 8, 2024
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  6. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Like East T work my I phone, and my apple remote...Text and hit the small letters, I have to use audio.
     
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  7. mstrman

    mstrman Porn Star

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    Often wanted to learn how to weld.
     
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  8. mstrman

    mstrman Porn Star

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  9. HisBabyGirl

    HisBabyGirl Always & Forever His

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    If there's something I want to do, I try to learn how to do it. I love parallel parking. Part of that comes from knowing how to dock my boat between to others. I have a balance issue, so I guess kayaking is a challenge for me.
     
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      Just remember sky is up, water is glub glub glub.
       
      Ed Itor, Jan 7, 2024
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  10. Dirty jedi

    Dirty jedi Believe the hype Banned!

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    Play nice with others
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      Now that is something I can do. I get along with people pretty well.
       
      Cherrypop, Jan 8, 2024
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      I can behave, but my tolerance levels definitely depend on how long I can tolerate being peopled
       
      Dirty jedi, Jan 8, 2024
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  11. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    I can't reach things on the highest shelf. ;)
     
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      I understand...I'm kind of the same way lol
       
      phxbi_bear80, Jan 8, 2024
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      @phxbi_bear80 I call ‘Tall person!’ during the holidays while I’m in the kitchen and various people respond. It must be a mom thing :laugh:
       
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      LMAO it must be :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
       
      phxbi_bear80, Jan 8, 2024
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    5. Cherrypop
      I get my kid to reach the tall cupboards for me. So worth the 40 hours of labour :p
       
      Cherrypop, Jan 8, 2024
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      You & my wife should have been tag partners.
       
      Ed Itor, Jan 25, 2024
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  12. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    I would normally say spelling, but I've recently learned that I'm not nearly as bad as so many others it seems lol.
    Not sure if most people know how to, but I can't ice skate/rollerblade at all and it seems like so many other people can
     
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      Yea, we have all been exposed to skating as kids lol. Schools always had skating field trips and such. I prefer roller skating though. Skating in circles to music is much more fun.
       
      Cherrypop, Jan 8, 2024
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    3. phxbi_bear80
      That's what I've heard from other Canadians as well lol.
       
      phxbi_bear80, Jan 8, 2024
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      Winter sports is our “thing.” :D
       
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    5. Aqua Marine
      It's not like riding a bike.
       
      Aqua Marine, Jan 8, 2024
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      You are correct @Aqua Marine, it is not like riding a bike. I played organized ice hockey when I was young, so obviously I could skate. Recently, after decades of not skating I laced em up and hit the ice. Literally! It looked like I had never done it before. It did come back to me, but it took some time.
       
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  13. Outsyd

    Outsyd Porno Junky

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    Deal with stupidity and put up with people's lack of trying
     
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  14. kinky married guy

    kinky married guy Porn Surfer

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    Re re ?
     
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  15. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I have some skills and talents, but after only two attempts (40 years ago), I knew that I didn't have the desire to become a good - or even average skier.

    It's fucking cold and shitty...
     
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      Yeah me too...never learned how and besides, I wasn't rich enough growing up to do it anyway lol!
       
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      I’ve been skiing a few times in Quebec and I took a ski trip to Montana. It’s fun but not my cup of tea. I wouldn’t say I’m very good lol. But I spent lots of time in the chalet playing pool and drinking hot chocolate and flirting :p that’s more my style
       
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  16. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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      That’s creepy? How does she fit it all back in?!
       
      Cherrypop, Jan 8, 2024
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      Rolls it up like a carpet. :hilarious:
       
    4. Luv2LiqU
      She and Gene Simmons would choke each other out with one french kiss!
       
      Luv2LiqU, Jan 10, 2024
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    5. Cherrypop
      I’m actually tongue tied, so my tongue only sticks out a little. Make of that what you will lol
       
      Cherrypop, Jan 10, 2024
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      Bet she has problems, no problems deep throating.
       
      Ed Itor, Jan 25, 2024
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  17. TheGreatAndMightyQ

    TheGreatAndMightyQ Porno Junky

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    The only thing I can think of at the moment is something that I know how to do and other people tell me they wish they could do it. That's making friendship bracelets as well as stuff out of hemp cord or para cord.
     
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  18. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    Watch a football game with out breaking any thing
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      I'm capable of that as well...though there are a lot of cursing and pointing out what the players do wrong
       
      phxbi_bear80, Jan 8, 2024
    2. thestrangerinyou
      I can't watch miami play with out breaking something they have in there hands and give it away all the time.
       
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    3. phxbi_bear80
      Same with me and all the turnovers the Eagles have this year!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Jan 8, 2024
    4. Prowler86
      As a Seahawks fan, I just laugh at how shitty their team is.
       
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  19. Luv2LiqU

    Luv2LiqU Devilishly Wicked Lix

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    Run. Fuck I hate running! Its's usually a quick walk at best.
     
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      LMAO...it can be painful for me sometimes, so that sucks.
      I don't much like it either, just used to doing it all these years
       
      phxbi_bear80, Jan 8, 2024
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    2. Cherrypop
      I used to run before my back injury. I hated it tho lol
       
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      Yea I did it to stay fit. It does work but it’s boring.
       
      Cherrypop, Jan 10, 2024
    5. phxbi_bear80
      I know...I'd much rather play an active sport/game like basketball, or just swim in my pool
       
      phxbi_bear80, Jan 10, 2024
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